“Two neighbors and their cars”
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here once were two men living next to each other. They loved to show off to one another what they had, and needless to say, they were also envious of one another. One day, the one neighbor bought s new car – a Ferrari. He pulled up the driveway at the very time his neighbor was there, with a Rolls Royce.
“nice car” said the Rolls Royce owner.
“thanks, it has got a phone. Do have phone in your Rolls?” asked the Ferrari owner.
The driver of Rolls Royce looked over and replied “yes, I have a phone”
The neighbor then continued, “say, do you have a refrigerator in there too? I’ve got a fridge in the back seat!
Getting annoyed, the Roll Royce owner said, “yes, I have a refrigerator.”
Then, the Ferrari owner continued, “that’s wonderful! What about television? Do you have a television in there, too? You know, I have a TV in the back seat”.
Now, the Rolls Royce owner was getting really annoyed. “ of course I have a television. This is Rolls Royce we are talking about.”
“oh yeah? I bet you did not have a bed, the Rolls Royce owner got into his car, went back straight to the dealership and ordered that a bed be installed in the back of the Rolls.
Then every early on next morning, the Rolls Royce owner, proud of his newly installed bed, woke up early and was all ready to boast about it to his neighbor. He knocked the front door, then rang the bell, but there was no answer. After sometime, he saw that the Ferrari windows were all fogged up from the inside. So, he went to the car and knocked on its windows. Eventually, the owner of the Ferrari stuck his head out, soaking wet.
Proudly, the Rolls Royce owner said, “I now have a bed at the back of my Rolls-Royce.”
The Ferrari owner looked at him in disbelieve and said, “ you got me out of the shower for that?
LIOS-ZABRINA
